Best Souvenir Ever?

Helmut just bought this at the super touristy sweatshop/center for the disabled that we stopped at for a bathroom break on the way to Halong Bay:

Yes, that is a cobra with a scorpion in it's mouth suspended in some kind of alcohol. 

Helmut is sort of on a crazy souvenir rampage and he's taking me down with him! You should see the other stuff we're bringing back!